Read my book!
It’s a good one, I promise.
And it’s only $2.99 to buy the Kindle version.
If you want to be bad for the environment, you can buy the hard copy for $6.99. But you better not throw it away. That would be wasteful.
And after you read it, leave me a good review on Amazon. All the stars. All five of them. And a nice comment about how it’s the best book you’ve ever read. 😉